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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

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♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

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♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

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♪ The weekend
comes, my cycle hums ♪

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♪ Ready to race to you ♪

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♪ These days are ours ♪

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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ <i>Oh, happy days</i> ♪

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♪ These days are ours ♪

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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ <i>Oh, baby</i> ♪

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♪ Good-bye, gray
sky, hello, blue ♪

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♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪

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♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪

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♪ Rocking and
rolling all week long ♪

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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

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happy days ♪

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♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

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♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

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♪ These days are ours ♪

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♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ <i>Oh, happy days</i> ♪

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♪ These days are ours ♪

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♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ <i>Oh, baby</i> ♪

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♪ These happy days ♪

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♪ Are yours and mine ♪

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♪ These happy days are yours ♪

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♪ And mine,<i> Happy Days!</i> ♪

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Happy Days<i> is filmed
before a live audience.</i>

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♪ Whatcha gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪

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♪ You're gonna
run away and hide ♪

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♪ And I'm gonna run
right by your side ♪

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♪ For you pretty
baby I'd even drown ♪

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♪ Walkin' ♪

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♪ Yes, indeed, I'm talkin' ♪

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♪ 'Bout you and me I'm hopin' ♪

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♪ That you'll come back to me. ♪

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All right, what's with the
sad little faces here, huh?

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Come on, buck up.
Dry up those little tears.

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What happened, someone
steal your little red wagon?

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Oh, come on, Fonz.

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I don't have my
red wagon anymore.

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It's Easter vacation, Fonz.

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So? Oh, someone
stole your Easter bonnet

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with all the frills upon it.

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None of us got
nothing to do all week.

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This is going to be the
worst Easter vacation I've had

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since I had my
appendix taken out.

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Every sharp girl in Milwaukee

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is going to be out of town
on vacation somewhere.

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What are you going to be
doing over Easter, Fonz?

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Hey, who knows, man?

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I just hang loose.

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Yeah.

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I've been hanging
loose for 17 years.

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I'm still hanging.

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Why don't you get cool, huh?

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Why don't you spend a
week up at Lake Whitefish?

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I don't like to fish.

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The bait makes me sick.

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You blockbrain, I'm
talking about women.

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Lake Whitefish is
loaded with women.

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Yeah, but isn't that more
of a college crowd, Fonz?

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Yeah, what's all the women

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going to want with
three high school guys?

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Well, absolutely nothing,
but who's going to know?

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You see, down here you've
already built your rep, right?

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Three boring high school
boys who like to sulk.

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Up there, you can
be anybody you want.

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You mean we could
be like you, Fonz?

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Hey, hey, hey... you've got
to walk before you can run.

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Here it is guys, here it is!

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"Cabin rentals, Lake Whitefish."

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It's a local call.

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"Fun and sun,
capital of Wisconsin."

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Right, call them, call them.

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No, it has to be someone
who sounds grown up.

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They won't rent it
to kids. You're right.

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You call, Richie, you
sound more mature.

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You think so? No,
but it's your dime.

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Come on, here's the number.

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Think mature.

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Yeah, I can make
it with college girls.

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I shave.

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Hello, operator, I'd like to...

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place a call to Lake Whitefish.

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Uh, yes, the number is 552-333.

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Yes, thank you very much.

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Why do I have to sound
older for the operator?

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Good practice. Yeah, come on.

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It's ringing, it's ringing.

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Hello? Is this Uncle
Tom's Cabins?

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Yes, yes, this is an adult
businessman speaking.

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I'm inquiring for my
associates and myself

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as to the availability
of a cabin rental.

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Yes, for Easter recess.

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I mean, business
vaca... Business vacation.

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Yes, you have
something available?

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The, uh, the front
part of a house.

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Who's in the back part?

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Young women?

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Let's be cool. Just
cool it for a second.

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Cool it.

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Excuse me, my
secretaries fell off my lap.

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Find out how much it is. Yes.

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Those accommodations
sound as though

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they will be suitable.

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Now let's talk
dollars and cents.

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$75, no cents.

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Take it, take it,
take it. It's a bargain.

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Right, right, yes.

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That will be fine.

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Yes, my name is
Mr. Richard Cunningham.

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Cunningham and Associates.

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Yes. Yes, we'll be the three men
who are much older than we look.

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Right, thank you very much.

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We did it!

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Whitefish.

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Hey, guys, all
we've go to do now

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is come up with 25 bucks apiece.

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Yeah. No sweat, no sweat at all.

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Ol' Ralphie Malphie has
everything under control.

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We'll just get it where
every able-bodied,

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young American boy gets money.

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Where? Where?

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Mommy and Daddy.

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Dad?

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Uh, Dad?

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Uh, listen, uh...

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do you remember the first
time that you went away

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somewhere with
just your friends?

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Sure. Where'd you go?

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World War II.

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Well, Dad, all right, listen,
can I be straight with you?

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Of course you can,
Richard, what is it?

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Well, Ralph and Potsie
are going to Lake Whitefish

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on a nature retreat, and,
uh, and they want me

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to come along and help them.

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Help what?

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Oh, you know Dad.

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Just, just help
them, with, uh...

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with nature, and, uh,
first aid, and you know,

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identifying species,
stuff like that.

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I thought all they
cared about were girls.

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Oh, no, Dad.

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Ralph and Potsie are
much deeper than they look.

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Deeper, huh?

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Today, they were
bouncing a golf ball

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off the side of our
house for three hours.

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Dad, this means a lot to them.

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And they really need
my help, and well, see,

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it costs 25 bucks per
person, so what do you say?

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I don't think so, Richard.

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Why not?

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Well, two reasons.

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One, $25 is a lot of money,

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and two, that story is
the biggest pile of garbage

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I've ever heard in my life.

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Come on, for $25 you can come up

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with a much
better lie than that.

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All right, Dad.

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It's not a, it's not a
nature retreat. Mm-hmm.

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We rented a cabin for 75 bucks.

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We're going up
there to meet girls.

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Now, what do you say?

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That's the way I
like to hear you talk!

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Great, then you'll do it?

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Maybe another time.

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How come?

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Well, I just can't spare the
money right now, Richard.

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Then what you're
saying is, I can go if I can

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raise the money
myself, huh, Dad, huh?

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Raise the money for what, dear?

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Oh, nothing, Mom, nothing.

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He wants to go up to Lake
Whitefish and chase girls.

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Oh, well, good luck, dear.

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♪ Bye-bye love ♪

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♪ Bye-bye happiness... ♪

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Yeah, my dad's cheap, too.

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He didn't give me a dime.

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Well, at least I got
permission to go

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if I can get the money.

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Big deal, I got permission, too.

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I banged my head
against the icebox

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until they said I could go.

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No problems, guys,
no problems. Big bucks.

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How'd you get that?
That's great, Pots.

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The minute I said I
wanted to go away,

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my mother started
packing my suitcase

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and my dad shoved
this into my hand.

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Boy, that's love, huh?

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Well, at least we got
the deposit now. Yeah.

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What do you mean?
Where's the rest of the money?

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Didn't you guys come through?

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Well, our parents

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were anxious to
get rid of us, too,

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but not at any price.

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What am I supposed
to do with this $25?

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Sit on it, Potsie.

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Very funny.

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But meanwhile, we're still
stuck here in Milwaukee.

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Hey, Cunningham,

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can I borrow your letterman
sweater for the weekend?

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I got a hot date. No.

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Wait a minute!

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Wait a minute, it's yours.

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What are you talking about?

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We're going to rent
him your sweater.

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What do you mean,
rent my sweater?

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It's my letterman sweater.

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I ran the mile in seven
minutes to get this sweater.

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Richard, what would
you like to do this Easter?

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Meet girls or wear your sweater?

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All right.

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I'll rent it to you for ten.

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I'll give you two.

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Close enough, it's yours.

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Attention! Attention!

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Okay, everybody, get a grip.

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Tomorrow, everybody brings cash.

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It's the first annual

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Richie-Ralph-Potsie
Rummage Sale.

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You guys go home and get
everything you want to sell.

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Ralph, do you
have a lot of stuff?

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Sure. You want to
know something?

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I still have my
little red wagon.

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Gather round, everybody.

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New merchandise just arrived.

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Everything must go.

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Come and get it.

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We got a 45 record
rack right here.

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45 record rack.

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We got a acorn
pipe. An acorn pipe.

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We got a Slinky. A Slinky.

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A Slinky, how much
do you want for that?

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Oh, come on, Ralph.

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We got earmuffs right here.

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We got a... we
got a rubber snake.

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We got a book report

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from<i> The Red Badge of Courage.</i>

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This one got a B-plus.

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Everything on this table
must go for 50 cents.

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Thank you very much.
How are we doing, Ralph?

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We still need another $27.

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Let's get to the big
money stuff there, Pots.

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Okay, here's a
very special item.

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A genuine fake
I.D. driver's license.

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Drink and drive in any state.

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No bargaining, ten
bucks. Who wants it?

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I'll take it. You've got it.

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All right.

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Hey, I can't use this. Why not?

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I'm not a 52-year-old
Negro woman.

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Seven dollars.

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Ralph, give him
back three dollars.

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No cash refunds.

256
00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:43,909
Here, take an
Uncle Miltie bow tie.

257
00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:45,266
That's worth three dollars.

258
00:09:45,334 --> 00:09:46,779
Don't cheat people, Ralph.

259
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,064
Why not? We're
going out of business.

260
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,288
How we doing now, Ralph, huh?

261
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,173
We're still about $15 short.

262
00:09:52,242 --> 00:09:54,103
And we don't have
$15 worth of stuff left.

263
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,761
Like, who's going to
buy your old retainer?

264
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,229
How's it going, guys?

265
00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,342
Not so good, Fonz.
We're not going to make it.

266
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,577
Well, how much more do you need?

267
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,102
Another 15 bucks.

268
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,970
All right, this is
from the Fonz to you,

269
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,839
a very Happy Easter.

270
00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,707
All right, now listen up, girls!

271
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,208
One time, one time only.

272
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,322
Line right up here,
kiss the Fonz for a buck.

273
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,757
Now that's a
bargain at any price!

274
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,019
Richard, I want
to have a little talk

275
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,609
with you about your trip.

276
00:10:28,678 --> 00:10:30,111
Now listen, you're going away,

277
00:10:30,180 --> 00:10:32,446
and I want you to have
a good time, but, uh...

278
00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,115
well, you know,
there are limits, huh?

279
00:10:34,184 --> 00:10:35,494
Oh, I know what
you're saying, Dad.

280
00:10:35,518 --> 00:10:37,129
You want me to have
a good time, but, uh,

281
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,331
not too good, right?

282
00:10:38,355 --> 00:10:39,832
Hey, good morning, all.

283
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,300
Am I glad I caught
you, Cunningham.

284
00:10:41,324 --> 00:10:42,935
I want to give you
some advice, right?

285
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:44,192
You go up to Lake Whitefish.

286
00:10:44,261 --> 00:10:45,637
I want you to
break all the rules.

287
00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:46,821
I want you to have a ball.

288
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,607
I don't you to have
no holds barred.

289
00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:50,591
You get my drift,
huh? Right, Mr. C?

290
00:10:54,371 --> 00:10:56,203
I'm going to work.

291
00:10:56,273 --> 00:10:58,806
Richard...

292
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:03,244
have a reasonably good
time, if you get my drift.

293
00:11:04,314 --> 00:11:06,247
Thanks a lot, Dad.

294
00:11:06,316 --> 00:11:08,916
He's such a worrywart. Yeah.

295
00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,652
Now listen, this
is your big chance.

296
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,131
Nobody knows
you up there. Right.

297
00:11:12,155 --> 00:11:14,855
At all costs, do
not be yourself.

298
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,204
Oh, we're not, Fonz.

299
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,358
We're not.

300
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,837
We've got it all
figured out, see.

301
00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:20,640
We're not going to be ourselves.

302
00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:23,224
We're going to be
adult businessmen.

303
00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,447
Adult businessmen? Yeah.

304
00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:28,536
Well, on the drive up,

305
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,672
you'll come up with
a better plan, huh?

306
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:31,940
Listen, if I get a chance,

307
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,319
I'll come up and
see how you're doing.

308
00:11:33,343 --> 00:11:34,609
Oh, great.

309
00:11:34,678 --> 00:11:36,945
You look so mature.

310
00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:38,591
Here's your lunch,
dear, for the trip.

311
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,231
Now have a good time.

312
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,268
I will. Don't grow up too fast.

313
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:44,419
I won't, Mom.

314
00:11:44,487 --> 00:11:45,998
Hey, listen, maybe I'll
see you up there, Fonz.

315
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:48,233
Just kill them. If I'm not too
busy, you know what I mean?

316
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:49,735
Yeah. Bye, dear.

317
00:11:49,759 --> 00:11:51,225
Bye, Mom.

318
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,461
Here's your thermos
for work, Arthur.

319
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,238
Tell me, Arthur,

320
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,642
what really goes on up
there at Lake Whitefish?

321
00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:09,988
Well, you remember all
those college vacations

322
00:12:10,012 --> 00:12:12,257
you used to take,
those college weekends?

323
00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:13,914
Same thing.

324
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,250
Oh, well, have a good day.

325
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,755
They're going to
have such a good time.

326
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,223
They're going swimming

327
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,725
and they'll roast marshmallows,

328
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,527
and they'll sit by
the fire and sing.

329
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:28,496
And then when the fire goes out,

330
00:12:28,565 --> 00:12:30,598
and the last
marshmallow is eaten,

331
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,834
everyone will
walk into the woods

332
00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:35,603
and then they'll... Oh, my God!

333
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,465
And the, uh...

334
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,034
fishing is great here,
too, Mr. Cunningham

335
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,036
and associates.

336
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,075
Well, here we are.

337
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,077
Your home for the next week.

338
00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,363
And, uh, uh, right over
there is Lake Whitefish.

339
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,427
Where? I don't see any lake.

340
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,695
Your brochure said every
cabin had a view of the lake.

341
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,719
It does.

342
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,803
Get up on the roof.

343
00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,938
See?

344
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,507
Hey, don't knock it
Ralph, this place is great.

345
00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:15,054
It's got a porch and everything.

346
00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:16,438
What do you mean,
it's got a porch?

347
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,913
It is a porch... this is
where you guys are staying.

348
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,931
You mean a porch, you mean...

349
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,267
we're paying $75 for a porch?

350
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,471
You big city businessmen
catch on quick.

351
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,117
But we wanted a cabin.

352
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,574
Well, I told you it was
the front part of the house.

353
00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,071
Yeah, where are we
supposed to sleep?

354
00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,360
Ah, well.

355
00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:35,908
You have these three
beautiful sleeping bags,

356
00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:38,377
and, uh, blinds for privacy,

357
00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,079
and over here is a shower,

358
00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:42,582
and, uh... Look mister,
I'm not paying $75

359
00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:44,538
for an unfurnished porch.

360
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,285
Okay, gents,
you don't want it...

361
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,710
I got a guy paying
me $200 a week

362
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:50,544
just to live in a toolshed.

363
00:13:50,614 --> 00:13:52,391
They're lining up
outside my office

364
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,248
drooling for a place like this.

365
00:13:54,317 --> 00:13:56,517
My associates and I
wish to have a conference.

366
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:57,935
Come on, guys.

367
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,570
What do you think about this?

368
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,805
The guy's a crook!

369
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,852
Let's tell him what
he can do with his...

370
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,545
Oh! Hi boys, hi.

371
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,430
Excuse us.

372
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,650
We'll take it!

373
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,189
Well, we did it, right?

374
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,419
I mean, we're sharing a
place with three great chicks!

375
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,187
Yeah, I don't want
to stay on the porch.

376
00:14:22,211 --> 00:14:23,655
I feel like an
empty milk bottle.

377
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,146
Aw, come on...

378
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,626
Three suits and a porch
don't make us date bait.

379
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,894
They didn't seem
interested anyway.

380
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:30,617
Well, don't forget
about what Fonzie said.

381
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,820
Whatever we do, we
shouldn't be ourselves.

382
00:14:32,888 --> 00:14:34,550
Who should we be?
The Three Stooges?

383
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,973
No, no, that's no good.

384
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,653
We've got to be
something different,

385
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:40,022
something unique, something
that would catch their attention.

386
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,590
What would they
do in the movies?

387
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,147
Right! I've got it!

388
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,826
In the movies, who
always gets the girl?

389
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:45,983
The boy.

390
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,018
No, what actor
always gets the girl?

391
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,165
Brando.

392
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,189
Brando gets beat up.

393
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,202
Charles Boyer
always gets the girl.

394
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,893
He got Hedy Lamarr. Right.

395
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,863
And why does a balding,
middle-aged man get Hedy Lamarr?

396
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:04,668
Because... he's
a foreigner, boys.

397
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,548
And girls go ape
over foreigners.

398
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,105
That's right.

399
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,684
And foreigners
wear suits. Right.

400
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,874
Yeah...

401
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,454
Foreigners also speak
foreign languages.

402
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,045
What are we going
to do about accents?

403
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,457
I can speak a little
American Indian.

404
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,481
You're kidding.

405
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:17,881
No, really.

406
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,095
My mother taught me how to
count to five in American Indian.

407
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,169
Ick, mock, klune,
locket, quinum.

408
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,555
Fascinating, Malph.

409
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,807
Next time we meet
a squaw, she's yours.

410
00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:29,109
What tribe is that?

411
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,922
I don't know, my mother
always makes things up.

412
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:32,980
At least it sounds foreign.

413
00:15:33,048 --> 00:15:34,760
All right, let's try and
look foreign, okay?

414
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,417
Yeah, yeah, we'll pretend

415
00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:39,019
we're from some foreign country
and we'll nod and bow a lot.

416
00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:41,166
But we've got to pick
an obscure language,

417
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,501
because otherwise,
they might know it.

418
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,024
Look, you guys do what you want.

419
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:46,360
I'm counting to five in Indian.

420
00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,989
Come on, girls, we're
gonna pick some blueberries.

421
00:15:51,901 --> 00:15:53,181
You know...

422
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,141
we were wondering, did
you guys rent this porch?

423
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,994
Klune, locket quinum?

424
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,366
Did you say something?

425
00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:13,354
Kaladaka... They
must be foreign.

426
00:16:13,423 --> 00:16:15,256
Dakalada.

427
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,385
Too bad they
don't speak English.

428
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,775
Come on, let's go.

429
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:21,713
Oh, wait, uh, I
speak a little English.

430
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:24,415
Oh, we knew you
were trying to talk to us.

431
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,234
Uh... uh... where are you from?

432
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,288
Eh... we're from...

433
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,673
we're from from, uh... Tunisia.

434
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:35,576
You know, this could be fun.

435
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,545
I think we ought to
check these guys out.

436
00:16:37,614 --> 00:16:39,313
You know, I've heard
that uh, foreign men

437
00:16:39,382 --> 00:16:41,882
are supposed to
be fantastic lovers.

438
00:16:41,951 --> 00:16:43,763
These kids?

439
00:16:43,787 --> 00:16:46,720
They look like they're
schoolboys from Milwaukee.

440
00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:50,630
Oh, three schoolboys from Milwaukee
wouldn't be dumb enough to rent a porch.

441
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:58,048
Hey, let's invite
them to dinner.

442
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,496
Uh, uh, what is your name?

443
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:05,323
Uh... I Ricardo...
this, uh, Pootsie.

444
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,994
Oh, Pootsie.

445
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,411
Quinum. Quinum.

446
00:17:11,481 --> 00:17:16,550
Hi, Quinum.

447
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,998
We would like you, uh,
to-to join us for dinner.

448
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,556
Eat food? Dinner?

449
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,360
Oh, mock, mock, mock...

450
00:17:26,428 --> 00:17:30,263
Come by at 8:00... 8:00?

451
00:17:30,332 --> 00:17:31,999
8:00, 8:00, 8:00.

452
00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,868
Yes, yes.

453
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,803
I tell you, these
guys are strange.

454
00:17:35,872 --> 00:17:37,505
They don't look strange.

455
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:41,742
I never saw a Tunisian with
red hair and freckles before.

456
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,944
You never saw
any Tunisian before.

457
00:17:44,013 --> 00:17:45,190
Oh, you're so prejudiced.

458
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:46,214
I am not.

459
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:47,248
I'll take Ricardo.

460
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:52,597
♪ Mock mock, mock ♪

461
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:53,954
♪ Jay voo shoe ♪

462
00:17:54,023 --> 00:17:56,491
♪ Ick ick locket Quinum coo ♪

463
00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,659
♪ Mock, mock,
mock, jay voo shoe ♪

464
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:01,395
♪ Mock eey mock
shay vo vous shoe ♪

465
00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:03,063
♪ Mock, mock, mock ♪

466
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:04,877
♪ Ick locket shoo vey shoo ♪

467
00:18:04,901 --> 00:18:07,284
♪ Doo-op, vey shoe doo-op. ♪

468
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,228
Where did you learn
the American tune?

469
00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:20,197
Eh, Radio Free Tunisia.

470
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,281
Top 40.

471
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:27,054
What do you and your
friends do in Tunisia?

472
00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:28,455
Uh... camels!

473
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,857
Camels?

474
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,275
Oh, yes, we race camels.

475
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,360
Jockeys... mock, mock.

476
00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:36,481
We race camels; we jockeys.

477
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,048
Yes, hup, hup, hup, yes.

478
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,285
Why don't I clear away
some of these plates?

479
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,487
I'll be right back.

480
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,304
Isn't that exciting?

481
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,007
They're camel jockeys.

482
00:18:47,076 --> 00:18:49,577
Aren't they a little
large for jockeys?

483
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:52,446
Yes, but did you ever see
the size of those camels?

484
00:18:55,117 --> 00:18:56,550
What do we do now?

485
00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,164
We don't need the
accent anymore.

486
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:01,488
Come on now, we got
to make a move... let's go.

487
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,168
I got it. Let's ask
them to dance.

488
00:19:03,192 --> 00:19:04,324
To what, crickets?

489
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,559
I could sing again.

490
00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,728
♪ Mock mock mock... ♪
We've done that.

491
00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:09,241
♪ A rooty-toot, toot... ♪
Wait a minute.

492
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:11,185
Let's just tell them
what we want.

493
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,616
They're older, it would be easy.

494
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,796
We're foreigners, it's natural.

495
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,740
Let's just tell them
what we want!

496
00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:20,474
Apple pie.

497
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,109
Oh, rizzuto.

498
00:19:22,177 --> 00:19:25,178
It's, uh, very, very American.

499
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,347
While we were in the kitchen...

500
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,619
my friends... uh, Marsha,
Linda and I were wondering

501
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:35,055
if you guys would
like to, uh... make out.

502
00:19:41,463 --> 00:19:43,798
Uh, uh, uh, kiss?

503
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:44,866
Uh, kiss.

504
00:19:47,069 --> 00:19:50,337
A huh... hug... hug.

505
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,439
I guess they don't understand.

506
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:53,508
Oh, yes, understand!

507
00:19:53,575 --> 00:19:54,787
Mock, mock!

508
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:57,278
Hug, hug... hug!

509
00:19:57,346 --> 00:19:58,924
Do you do that in Tunisia?

510
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,482
Mock, mock.

511
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:05,186
He's so cute. Mock, mock,
mock, mock, mock, mock, mock...

512
00:20:06,322 --> 00:20:09,389
Jablonski.

513
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,070
You want to eat pie or kiss?

514
00:20:11,094 --> 00:20:12,094
Oh!

515
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,065
Let's go, come on.

516
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,251
Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch how
you handle the jacket, buddy.

517
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,000
What is this?

518
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,268
Hey. I'll tell you something,

519
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,359
I just came up to see
how you were doing,

520
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,621
and it looks like you're doing.

521
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,512
Who is this guy?

522
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:34,425
He says he's their friend.

523
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:36,594
I caught him riding a
motorcycle without a license.

524
00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:39,064
I told you, I lost my
wallet in the bushes.

525
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:40,498
What were you
doing in the bushes?

526
00:20:40,522 --> 00:20:42,355
I'm on vacation.

527
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,560
He says he knows you
fellas from Milwaukee.

528
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:47,728
Is that right?

529
00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:48,857
Milwaukee?!

530
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,748
Is that true, Ricardo?

531
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,484
Milwaukee? What is Milwaukee?

532
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,903
Officer, these gentlemen

533
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:59,740
are three Tunisian
camel jockeys.

534
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,648
That's the plan
you came up with?

535
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,151
They don't know him, Officer.

536
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,708
That's what I thought.

537
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,087
All right, buddy, come...

538
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,189
Oh, now, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.

539
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,964
All right guys, tell
this man who I am.

540
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,252
Ralph?

541
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:31,755
Mock. Mock, mock.

542
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,841
Ralph, tell this man who I am.

543
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,404
His name's Fonzie,
he's a garage mechanic

544
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,905
and a friend of ours
from Milwaukee.

545
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,240
And what else?

546
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,424
He's very cool;
the Fonz is cool.

547
00:21:39,448 --> 00:21:43,200
Mock, mock.

548
00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,736
Are you satisfied?

549
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,971
Mechanics from Milwaukee?

550
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,372
Tunisian jockeys?

551
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,018
All right, all right, let's
see some I.D. here.

552
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,675
Let's find out who
you guys really are.

553
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,077
Come on, come
on. I.D., let's go.

554
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,547
Uh-huh. I told you so.

555
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,582
Richie Cunningham... 17.

556
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,996
Hey, I told you I
lost it in the woods.

557
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,297
Oh, yeah, all right. Come on.

558
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,021
We got a little
carried away, Fonz.

559
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,322
You were right, Fonz.

560
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:07,035
They asked us to
make out. Hey...

561
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,660
All right, these look
okay. I'll let it go this time.

562
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,195
Oh, I can't wait for
school to start again.

563
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:15,232
And you, stay out of the bushes.

564
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,500
Kids.

565
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,802
He is not a nature lover.

566
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:25,409
We'd like to thank you guys
for making us look like fools.

567
00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,545
Does this mean we're
not going to make out?

568
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,747
Teenage Tunisians!

569
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,182
Teenage frauds!

570
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,120
Did I come here at a bad time?

571
00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,127
Will you guys stop moping?

572
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,429
They will be back.

573
00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:47,097
They went to the
Fisherman's Dance.

574
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,432
They hate us.

575
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,902
Hey, I saw the way they were
kissing you... they will be back.

576
00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,359
Oh, hi guys.

577
00:22:58,393 --> 00:23:00,360
Hi, girls... Hi. Hi.

578
00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:01,812
Dance over already?

579
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,415
No, it was kind of a drag.

580
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,950
The guys were real turkeys.

581
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:10,220
We were uh, sort of
wondering if, uh, any of you guys

582
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:12,623
might, uh, like to go for
a walk around the lake?

583
00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:13,941
Us?

584
00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,290
Yeah, how about it?

585
00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:18,262
Let's go! All right!

586
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,330
Mock, mock.

587
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:24,602
Fonz, how did you
know they'd come back?

588
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,882
Hey, there's an old saying.

589
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,607
"Three Tunisian camel
jockeys in the hand

590
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:34,278
is worth more than 30
dancing fishermen in the bush."

591
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,666
I'm kind of sorry about leaving
you here alone like this...

592
00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:37,431
Alone?

593
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,067
The Fonz alone?

594
00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:43,237
I got dates all
over these woods.

595
00:23:43,305 --> 00:23:44,938
Now, listen, you just go

596
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,485
and play with your
little friends there,

597
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:48,008
give them a good Easter, huh?

598
00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:49,854
I'll take care of myself.
You make the Fonz proud.

599
00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:51,056
All right, Fonz. Thanks a lot.

600
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,346
Yeah.

601
00:23:52,415 --> 00:23:53,680
You kidding me?

602
00:23:53,749 --> 00:23:55,849
I've got Cloris across the lake,

603
00:23:55,918 --> 00:24:00,387
I got the forest ranger's
daughter over the hill.

604
00:24:00,456 --> 00:24:04,258
I just don't want to
overdo it, that's all.

605
00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:07,694
I think maybe I'll
just sack out here,

606
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:11,432
snuggle up with the fire,
play cowboy for a while.

607
00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:40,760
Cool it!

608
00:24:42,965 --> 00:24:45,265
♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

609
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:47,129
♪ Tuesday, Wednesday,
happy days ♪

610
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,054
♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

611
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,255
♪ The weekend comes,
my cycle hums... ♪

612
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,325
Let's see Tarzan do that!

613
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,434
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

614
00:24:57,462 --> 00:24:59,196
♪ <i>Happy Days.</i> ♪

615
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,335
♪ Good-bye gray
sky, hello, blue ♪

616
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:08,004
♪ There's nothing can
hold me when I hold you ♪

617
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,574
♪ It feels so right,
it can't be wrong ♪

618
00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:13,377
♪ Rockin' and
rollin' all week long ♪

619
00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:15,779
♪ These days are ours ♪

620
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,482
♪ Happy and free ♪
♪ <i>Oh, happy days</i> ♪

621
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,118
♪ These days are ours ♪

622
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,654
♪ Share them with me ♪
♪ <i>Oh, baby</i> ♪

623
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:26,223
♪ These happy days
are yours and mine ♪

624
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:30,060
♪ These happy days are
yours and mine,<i> Happy Days!</i> ♪

